The McNally Jackson Halloween Embarrassment
You're a nerd. And not just a little nerd either, no, you're a nerd of magnificent proportions. You love books so much that you're not satisfied just reading books shamefully in the privacy of your home, no, you have to read them on trains, buses, in restaurants. It's embarrassing.
Not only that, but you think about books all day, you talk about them. When you walk down the street, when you kiss your children goodnight, you are a book nerd even then, in your heart.
You should be ashamed but you're not. No, you celebrate your nerd-dom, you revel in it. Then, on Halloween, otherwise known as Nerdmas, you take to the streets. You wear your nerd heart on your nerd sleeve and dance (poorly) and sing (poorly). You let the nerd all hang out.
And somehow society just lets this happen? People don't flee; indeed, some join in with you! You form roving nerd troupes, carnivals of embarrassment and glee!
You, dear reader, are invited.
This Halloween we hope book nerds of all sorts will join us to act like damned costumed fools amid our stacks. We're hosting our annual Halloween party, and that means it's time to dust off your spats and clichés, grab those fangs and poorly executed allegories. We're inviting all attendees to draw on their bookish lore to dress up as a favorite character. Or theme. Or setting? Even a title will do. Anyhow, we expect you to impress us with your book-themed costume. Uncostumed book nerds are welcome, too, they just won't have a shot to win fabulous prizes.
We'll begin with a horror reading at 7:00, followed by music and drinks. At 8:00 we'll host our costume contest, with a panel of judges rating your getup for execution, originality and enthusiasm.
We'll have plenty of other ways for you to embarrass yourselves, too, including:
*a scary voice contest
*mask-making
*charity book donations (kindness is embarrassing, isn't it?)
*and plenty of opportunities to indulge your embarrassing love for sweets
The party is open to the public: no fee or reservation required. All we want is your nerdy nerdy self.
Note however, that this party is for fully-grown nerds. Younger party-goers are welcome to our kid's Halloween celebration from noon to 2. |
